Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun, changed my life!
Yes you read that correctly, before playing "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun", I was a loser, I had no hoes, and was bullied for being a nerd. I remember vividly the times I had my lunch money stolen by my uncle son's cat's owners neighbour, which only made it more traumatic, as I knew him from my AA meetings.
During this time I played "sissy" games like fortnight battle royal, I had never even heard of "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun", obviously these sissy games where not games that got a man any hoes, or for that matter lunch money.
My friends brother grandmas cats dog owners neighbours' former roommates cat sitter who also happened to be my aunts Labrador's vets landlord (I know, It's crazy how small the world is), first introduced me to the epic saga that inspired "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun", which is the film "Ghost Killers vs. Bloody Mary".
I won't lie, I was enthralled, I think I've seen this film more than I've seen the animated wifus, naked, wifus on my screen, which is saying something really. I swapped anime boobs out for the thrilling action in "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun" (which is better than the real thing (not that I'd know lol (although it should happen soon I'm sure :)(my nan says I'm the handsomest boy in the world)))).
It was only after purchasing the games "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun" for the low, low, price of £13.49 (which I made back in non stolen lunch money), that I began my journey to sigma male hood. I began to notice women stopped avoiding me, even my mom allowed me back in the house, I was no longer enforced to leave them alone on first encounter and I'm hoping soon I may sneak a feel on one of there breasts (.) (.).
My uncle son's cat's owners neighbour stopped showing up to AA. His life changed, he stopped spending every night in the pub, he began using the indoor toilet (not the cats), he moved out of Newport, and began a better and brighter future. He quit his job to play "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun", he even bought his discord kitten the game to play himself, he created a discord server for for "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun" (https://discord.gg/WhXXwvz8).
And as it turns out my uncle son's cat's owners neighbour was me all along, no I am not crazy I am simply awake, to the reality that is "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun". It made me realize what was important in life and what isn't, and what isn't is taking your medication.
And with that review I leave you to make your own desition on weather or not to buy "Ghost Killers The Revenge of the Sucker-Fun", if you don't want to live like I did before this game offers salvation. Like Christ the developer sacrificed his life, when I took it so that we could live.
Eu sou um assassino de fantasmas, nós somos um assassino de fantasmas, talvez o verdadeiro assassino de fantasmas sejam os amigos que fizemos no caminho. I don't know what this means but I'm sure it means a lot to a lot of people.
Peace brother,
see you in the after life.