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Grand Taking Ages
  Tilgjengelig Desember 31, 2026

Welcome to the world's first reality-based game development simulator, where your dreams of creating the next gaming masterpiece collide head-first with actual reality!

Start your journey in your mom's garage (now officially a "tech incubator") and build your way up to... well, a slightly better garage!

Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It)

Transform from a starry-eyed indie developer into a caffeinated coding warrior battling against impossible deadlines, mysterious bugs, and the ever-present temptation to add "just one more feature." Will you create the next gaming sensation, or will your project join the hallowed halls of "Coming Soon™" legends?

Key Features

🎮 FROM ZERO TO MAYBE HERO

Start with nothing but dreams and an energy drink

Build your empire from garage to almost-corporate office

Manage your team's sanity levels through multiple coffee crises

🚀 MASTER THE ART OF DEVELOPMENT

Balance feature creep with actual creepy features

Perfect the ancient art of bug relabeling as features

Navigate the treacherous waters of community management

Master the "It's not a delay, it's additional polish" technique

⚔️ EPIC BATTLES AWAIT

Dodge ruthless journalists armed with uncomfortable questions

Face off against the dreaded army of keyboard warriors

Defend against hackers trying to leak your unfinished builds

Confront investors who foolishly expect "results" and "progress"

🏗️ BUILD YOUR DREAM STUDIO

Design the perfect workspace (or at least make it look good for investor visits)

Hire a dream team based on their ability to survive on pizza

Upgrade from "borrowed" assets to actually original content

Install increasingly elaborate coffee machines to boost morale

Release Date

Coming Soon™ (But actually releasing before October 2025)

WARNING: May contain excessive amounts of energy drinks, broken promises, and dad jokes about loading screens.

Get ready to redefine "It's done when it's done!"

P.S. In memory of those who didn't have a chance to live till this moment

(and those who gave up waiting)
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«Grand Taking Ages». Plattform: Steam. Kategori: Action og eventyr. Utvikler: «Violarte». Første utgivelse: . Siste oppdatering: . Gjeldende pris: gratis. Denne tittelen har ennå ikke mottatt vurderinger eller anmeldelser på AppAgg. Lister: offentlige 1, private 0. Støttede funksjoner: Action, Family Sharing, Simulation, Single-player. Tilgjengelige språk: English, French, German, Italian, Spanish. AppAgg sporer prishistorikk, rangeringer og tilbakemeldinger fra brukere for «Grand Taking Ages». Følg fremtidige rabatter og oppdateringer via RSS. AppAgg er ikke vert for applikasjoner eller distribuerer programvare. Alle varemerker, logoer og skjermbilder tilhører deres respektive eiere.
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