Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my application list!

Waiter waiter there's a twig in my soup.
Hold on Sir, I'll get the branch manager

Waiter, Waiter! I can't eat this chicken! Call the Manager!
It's no good Sir, he won't eat it either!

Waiter, Waiter! There's no chicken in the chicken soup!
That's alright Sir. There's no horse in the horseradish either!